my love hate relationship with computers

I hate computers - I am shouting this..........
I hate MY computer........and Bob's.
I spent some money on having my lovely little Dell Computer tuned up. Unfortunately, it is running badly - faster - then it did before the tune-up. I have resisted returning to the fix it shop - because Bob's computer has been behaving badly - and I thought that we should at least have one computer in the house............
He decided that we could uninstall everything and use the reinstall disc that came with this piece of CRAP - and so that is what we have attempted to do - it has not worked, and I want to take the 22 gauge shot gun and the computer out onto the driveway and put it out of my misery.
Un-fortunately - we do not own a gun. I have uninstalled some key components though - and although that has been accomplished - the reinstall does not identify the document viewer that it needs.
We went to look for a new desk top last night - and were astounded at the price of a new desk top - one that I can't even put on my bed and play spider solitaire.
I am writing this on Bob's broken computer though - and so I love it.
I love my laptop - it is small, easy to carry, light weight - and I know it - correction - knew it. After the tune-up - the cursor jumps around in the document so that I am typing away - and discover that I have created yet to be written, or spoken for that matter, language. It is liked the machine is possessed. It is now frozen in the Windows Icon screen and REFUSES to respond to any button, CD; DVD; or smack that I inflict upon it.
Resolution - I will return to the fix it shop - burst into tears, beg for his mercy, and then resolutely insist that he restore it to it's previously poorly operating status, at least it worked. I hate my computer.